The Devils Dictionary in your own voice
Philosophy / Non-FictionLong readabout 6.5 hours to listenAdult
Bierce's mock dictionary of acid definitions — 'marriage', 'politics', 'friendship' skewered in a line or two each; cynical, quotable, easy to dip into. Record a short sample of your voice and Voiceami narrates the whole of The Devils Dictionary in it.
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ABASEMENT, n. A decent and customary mental attitude in the presence of wealth or power. Peculiarly appropriate in an employee when addressing an employer.
ABATIS, n. Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside.
ABDICATION, n. An act whereby a sovereign attests his sense of the high temperature of the throne.
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